Prompt: Flower Crown Turtles
Art (c): JBadgr
Prompt By: centerfudge
Yeah, I’m definitely gonna ink and colour this one <33 AWESOME PROMPT IS AWESOME!
Also I love that Donnie is wearing his crown like a boss but Raph’s is all askew and he just doesn’t care :D
He’s just wearing his crown of delicate pink roses in the MOST BADASS WAY HE CAN ;)
Aw honey, you’re still badass. Who’s a snookie wookie badass then? *legs it*
Donnie grabs some mega strength super glue and permanently affixes them to Raphael’s mask… later changes his ringtone to play ‘The Rose’
IMA GONNA KILL YOU DONNIE GET BACK HERE *frenzies*
Raph reciprocates by super glueing a shit ton of April’s ‘lady time’ products to Donnie’s bo staff. “WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK— THIS IS MESSED UP EVEN FOR YOU, RAPH!”
*Hurls his now vibrating staff at Raphael* “That’s it, time for some BIKE MAINTENANCE.”
"DON’T YOU TOUCH MY BABY!"
*Locks the garage door* “How about something to match your flower crown, pretty boy?”
"I WILL END YOU." *Ineffectual bashing on the door*
"SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TOUCH MY BIKE, DON..”
"I can’t hear you over the sound of me painting your bike the most brilliant shade of fuchsia!"
"Oh, that’s IT!” I AM GOING TO YOUR PORN FOLDER, DONNIE. I AM GOING TO YOUR FUCKING PORN FOLDER, AND ONCE I FIND THE WEIRDEST SHIT YOU’VE GOT STORED ON THERE, I’M SENDING IT STRAIGHT TO APRIL. SHE’S GONNA BE SO EXCITED TO GET ‘DONNIE-MAIL!’
'OH,' SHE'LL SAY, 'WHAT KIND OF ADORABLE LOLCAT HAS DONNIE SENT TODAY?'”
“YEAH— AND IT AIN’T GONNA BE LOLCATS THAT GREET ‘ER! IT’S GONNA BE A FUCKING SORORITY 6-WAY IN THE BACK OF AN ARBY’S!”
YEEAH! I’M GOIN’ DONNIE, I SWEAR APRIL WILL NEVER LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AGAIN WITHOUT THINKING BUTTSEX! *takes off for Donnie’s room*
"Raph noo!" *dives out of the garage and sprints after Raph* "Get away from there!"
*Holds up Donnie’s computer* IMA GONNA DO IT! PROMISE YOU WON’T TOUCH MY BIKE!
"I’LL DO IT!"
"You do and I’ll— I’ll photoshop you into a GARTERBELT AND CROTCHLESS PANTIES AND SEND IT TO CASEY!"
"You do that an’ will will tear that photo shop to fuckin’ shreds!’
*sigh* ‘You can’t tear it to shreds, Raph. It’s a raster graphics editing softwa—’
'DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT THE HELL IT IS?!'
*ENTER LEO.. much like the DRAGON but with way more honour*
"What the HELL is going on in here? What is on your heads— WHAT IS ON YOUR STAFF?! WHAT IS ON YOUR COMPUTER???!!!”
*incoherent screaming of explanations from both Donnie and Raph*
"SHUT UP— JUST, STOP! I don’t care whose porn went where nor do I care about whose bike went…pink. We are brothers and we nee—"
"Raph, what was that?"
“Raph, what did you just do?”
"Heh, thing is Don, can I call you Don? I maaay have accidentally—”
Donnie raises a shaking finger. “You—”
"I’ll run. I’ll get there before the email and—"
"You can’t get there before the email you technophobic luddite bastard.”
Leo puts a hand on Don’s shoulder. “Donnie, calm down, I’m sure it will be—.”
“SHUT UP LEO.” He pokes Raph in the chest. “You are going over to April’s—”
"RIGHT FUCKING NOW and you are going to admit that it was all your fault and that I have never even seen that picture before or so help me EVERYTHING YOU OWN WILL VIBRATE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE INCLUDING YOUR FACE.”
"Jeez, I got it, I got it— vibrating face, never jerked off ta’ porn in your life—”
"OKAY! I’m running there now— I’ll tell her what a perfect little cherubim you are.." *starts to walk towards the exit*
"Yes, good— now go!”
"An’ I’ll really emphasize that you would nevah beat off to six ‘back door sorority sluts’— you draw the line at four!” *Bolts out of the lair, cackling like a mad man*
*Donnie face palms, mumbling profanities of a most eloquent nature*
*Mikey approaches munching on a bag of pork rinds* “Back door sorority who-what-nows?”
"Sluts,’ Leo answers, placing a hand upon Mikey’s shoulder. ‘But let’s avoid using pejoratives NO MATTER WHAT THEIR PROFESSION." *eyes Donnie*
"Yeah, Donnie— jeez,’ Mikey adds, ‘This is the 21st century— ‘Back door sorority sexually liberated ladies’ would seem way more appropriate, dude. You should relabel that shit—”
“OH, FOR THE LOVE OF—” *Donnie proceeds to repeatedly smash his face into his keyboard*
I know of no other fandom where you can legitimately play “Guess The Dick” with fanart. TMNT rules.
#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)